Dating Don’ts

Dear men out there in the dating world:

I have a few “Dating Don’ts” for you.

Don’t be this guy. The first words out of your mouth should not be “Do you want to have sex?”. No, no, I do not.

Or this guy:

And then this one, I am just speechless. What in the world?

By the way, if you don’t already knonw what this is, don’t look it up. Just don’t. You will regret it.

How about you just be normal human beings and not weird creepers, okay? Or if you’re going to be a super creep, then please just put that on your profile so we don’t waste our time.    

It’s really weird out here, y’all.